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- From the
- JOKIN' AROUND AGAIN DISK
- by
- LEEJAN ENTERPRISES
- P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
- South Australia. 5159.
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- For years the electrical utility companies have led the public to believe
- they were in business to supply electricity to the consumer, a service for
- which they charge a substantial rate. The recent accidental acquisition of
- secret records from a well known power company has led to a massive
- research campaign which positively explodes several myths and exposes the
- massive hoax which has been perpetrated upon the public by the power
- companies.
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- The most common hoax promoted the false concept that light bulbs emitted
- light; in actuality, these 'light' bulbs actually absorb DARK which is
- then transported back to the power generation stations via wires. A more
- descriptive name has now been coined; the new scientific name is for the
- device is DARKSUCKER.
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- This newsletter introduces a brief synopsis of the darksucker theory,
- which proves the existence of dark and establishes the fact that dark has
- great mass, and further, that dark is the fastest known particle in the
- universe. Apparently, even the celebrated Dr. Albert Einstein did not
- suspect the truth.. that just as COLD is the absence of HEAT, LIGHT is
- actually the ABSENCE of DARK... light does not really exist!
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- The basis of the darksucker theory is that electric light bulbs suck dark.
- Take for example, the darksuckers in the room where you are. There is much
- less dark right next to them than there is elsewhere, demonstrating their
- limited range. The larger the darksucker, the greater its capacity to suck
- dark. Darksuckers in a parking lot or on a football field have a much
- greater capacity than the ones in used in the home, for example.
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- It may come as a surprise to learn that darksuckers also operate on a
- celestial scale; witness the Sun. Our Sun makes use of dense dark, sucking
- it in from all the planets and intervening dark space. Naturally, the Sun
- is better able to suck dark from the planets which are situated closer to
- it, thus explaining why those planets appear brighter than do those which
- are far distant from the Sun.
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- Occasionally, the Sun actually oversucks; under those conditions, dark
- spots appear on the surface of the Sun. Scientists have long studied these
- 'sunspots' and are only recently beginning to realize that the dark spots
- represent leaks of high pressure dark because the Sun has oversucked dark
- to such an extent that some of actually leaks back into space. This
- leakage of high pressure dark frequently causes problems with radio
- communications here on Earth due to collisions between the dark particles
- as they stream out into space via the black 'holes' in the surface of the
- Sun.
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- As with all manmade devices, darksuckers have a finite lifetime. Once they
- are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This condition can be observed
- by looking for the black spot on a full darksucker when it has reached
- maximum capacity... you have surely noticed that dark completely surrounds
- a full darksucker because it no longer has the capacity to suck dark at
- all.
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- A candle is a primitive darksucker. A new candle has a white wick. You
- will notice that after the first use the wick turns black, representing all
- the dark which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the
- wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in the
- way of the dark flowing into the candle. Unfortunately, these primitive
- darksuckers have a very limited range and are hazardous to operate because
- of the intense heat produced.
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- There are also portable darksuckers called flashlights. The bulbs in these
- devices cannot handle all of the dark by themselves, and must be aided by a
- dark storage unit called a battery. When the dark storage unit is full, it
- must be either emptied (a process called 'recharging') or replaced before
- the portable darksucker can continue to operate. If you break open a
- battery, you will find dense black dark inside, evidence that it is
- actually a compact dark storage unit.
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- The darksuckers on your automobile are high capacity units with great
- range, thus they require much larger dark storage units mounted under the
- hood of the vehicle. Since there is far more dark available in the winter
- season, automobile dark storage units reach capacity more frequently than
- they do in the summer, requiring 'recharging', or in severe cases, total
- replacement.
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- Dark has great mass. When dark is drawn into a darksucker, friction caused
- by the speed of the dark particles (called anti-photons) actually generates
- substantial heat, thus it is unwise to touch an operating dark sucker.
- Candles represent a special problem, as the dark must travel into a solid
- wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of
- heat, making it very dangerous to touch an operating candle.
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- Because dark has such great mass, it is very heavy. If you swim just below
- the surface of a lake, you see a lot of 'light' (absence of dark, to be
- more precise). As you go deeper and deeper beneath the surface, you notice
- it gets darker and darker. When you reach a depth of approximately fifty
- feet, you are in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to
- the bottom of the lake, making it appear 'lighter' near the surface.
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- The power companies have learned to use the dark that has settled to the
- bottom of lakes by pushing it through turbines, which generate electricity
- to help push the dark into the ocean where it may be safely stored for
- their devious purposes.
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- Prior to the development of turbines, it was much more difficult to get the
- dark from the rivers and lakes to the ocean. The Indians recognized this
- problem, and developed means to assist the flow of dark on it's long
- journey to the ocean. When on a river in a canoe travelling in the same
- direction as the flow of dark, they paddled slowly, so as not to impede the
- flow of dark; but when they travelled against the flow of dark, they
- paddled vigorously to help propel the dark along its way.
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- Scientists are working feverishly to develop exotic new instrumentation with
- which to measure the actual speed and energy level of dark. While such
- instrumentation is beyond the capabilities of the average layman, you can
- actually perform a simple test to demonstrate the unbelievable speed of
- dark, right in your own home.
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- All that is required for the simple test is a closed desk drawer situated
- in a bright room. You know from past experience that the tightly shut
- drawer is FULL of dark. Now, place your hand firmly on the drawer's
- handle. Quickly yank the drawer open.. the dark immediately disappears,
- demonstrating the blinding speed with which the dark travels to the nearest
- darksucker!
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- The secrets of dark are at present known only to the power companies. Dark
- must be very valuable, since they go to such lengths to collect it in vast
- quantities. By some well hidden method, more modern power 'generation'
- facilities have devised methods to hide their collection of dark. The
- older facilities, however, usually have gargantuan piles of solidified dark
- in huge fenced in areas. Visitors to these facilities are told the huge
- black piles of material are supplies of coal, but such is not the case.
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- The power companies have long used code words to hide their activities;
- D.C. is Dark Conspiracy, whole A.C. is Alternate Conspiracy. The intent of
- the A.C. is not yet known, but the D.C. is rapidly yielding it's secrets to
- the probing eyes and instruments of honest scientists around the world.
- New developments are being announced every day and we promise to keep the
- public informed of these announcements as they occur via this newsletter.
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- From the
- JOKIN' AROUND AGAIN DISK
- by
- LEEJAN ENTERPRISES
- P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
- South Australia. 5159.
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